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The usual doctor 

A doctor who has been to multiple countries to serve or learn, the doctor treats you as though you are about to die but at the same time you are going to live a good life, the doctor usually has big eyes and is most of the time a big shot woman who freaking awesome and sometimes scary in colonoscopies.
The usual doctor was very interesting and I showed him this definition at my visit
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i am the doctor 

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.
''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

The Good Doctor 

Nickname for Isaac Asimov, a biochemist and science fiction author who wrote the laws of robotics.
Without The Good Doctor, I'd be scared of my vacuum cleaner.

360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear 

If you eat an apple everyday of the year, you will kill doctors and wont have to see them anymore
did you know that 360 apples a year makes the doctor disappear?

Ham Doctor 

In gaming, an extremely derogatory expression describing a stronger, more skilled player who follows and protects weaker players while they play the game.

The phrase references the common knowledge of fat kids getting out first in dodgeball- the noobs are the fat kids of the game, or the "hams".
"Fuck! I almost had that kid until his teammate hit me with a headshot!"
"Tell me about it, man. What kind of sick fucker hits level 50 just to be a Ham Doctor?"
Ham Doctor by kabauer July 22, 2009

Pipe Doctor

Someone who has broad expertise in the art of piping. This person takes pipe to awholenother level of pipology. When it comes down to piping, this man knows no limits. Piping has become second nature. From bongs, to various metals, to your mom, your ole lady, and possibly your little sister.. He can do it all and he definently takes pride in his work. He goes by the name of Cory and he's a pipe legend.
Cory was stickin your mom with his P.H.D.

The pipe doctor came to my house last night and fixed my anal leakage.

Cory's pipe bursted all over my face. I could tell he was a professional.
Pipe Doctor by Pimpin Pipe June 4, 2011

indian doctor 

The act of ejaculating into ones mouth and then sticking your penis into the pool of semen inside ones mouth.
friend: I gave her an Indian doctor and she loved it dude.
me: dude that's fucking disgusting.
indian doctor by abdul the doctor December 6, 2013