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bobby digital 

a man who likes to digitally diddle and is fed by a vegetarian fedish of little children..almost can be used with babysitter
bobby digital is who we turn to when we want a night out without the kids
bobby digital by timson April 30, 2006

digital phire 

a pulse of digital information bigger than the universe that eats any thing in its way and is FAT.
Oh shaps its digital phire its going to eat us.
digital phire by Steve (JSS) July 15, 2003

digital end

a) sad bunch of goth cunts
b) a really smelly shite

im off for a digital end
or
eughhh look at that digital end over there
digital end by faithless August 19, 2003

Digital Slop 

The art of taking a mediocre (or just plain bad!) image and turning it into a sell-able image through the use of photoshop actions or filters.

With the advent of turd polishers like kubuta, craig, rad and all the other overnight wannabes (and contrary to Butthead, Beavis...) you can polish a turd! They know you have no skill but want you to fork over your hard earned dough in hopes of being the next big hit (it smells like a nigerian make a million internet scam)!

Exposure, Shutter Speed...Blah, Aperture, ISO, white balance...Blah, think with your wallet Jimmy! Don't worry about craft or skill...just make money!

Take that crappy image, spend 5 hours in photoshop with actions and make it "pop"! (not to be confused with the original image which was poop).

A common practice used by debbie digitals and soccer mom photographers to make some money on the side until the kids get in school.
1.) I thought I was going to have to re-shoot that session but with a little kublota digital slop I'm a professional photographer again; wink wink.

2.) Did you see Tim's senior pictures? That Digital Slop made him look like a million bucks!!!

3.) Light meter...blah...who needs one, with digital slop I'm a Vgalleriawanabia!
Digital Slop by stinkbuttboy February 20, 2010

Digital Footprint

With your digital footprint, you can died miserably, either by committing suicide (due to extremely embarrassing footprint) or murdered (due to extremely provocative and agitative footprint)
Digital Footprint by Sir. B February 9, 2021

Digitarian

One who occupys a computer.
Tell the librarian to make this digitarian share the computer with us cybertarians.
Digitarian by hokypoky December 3, 2010