Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.

1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.

by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

Dildo Friendly

accepting dildos at any location

Hey! wanna go to the mall? they're dildo friendly

by CreepyDickTickler March 15, 2017

battery dildo

A power adapter which, instead of a standard power jack, uses a plastic shell in the shape of a battery, but with leads extending to an AC adapter to provide power to a device.

The camcorder uses a battery dildo instead of a DC power input.

by tsudoishere May 10, 2021

Dumpster Dildo

A dildo that has been used by several or, a single person with an STD. Ruining the dildo and making it a dumpster dildo

I was looking through her drawers and I found her Dumpster Dildo.

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 29, 2017

dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019