dernkrod

A dork or a nerd. If read backwards, the word should spell dorknerd. It has a negative connotation, making it the exact antonym of kroddern.

That dernkrod needs to stop telling us weird trivia.

by Geai August 8, 2008

drunk ten minutes

a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.

Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?

Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.

by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009

Lipstick Drunk

Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.

Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk

by MixedMami89 December 30, 2008

Pissonpatty Drunk

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma

Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.

by Scwasted Face February 11, 2010

still-drunk sunday

waking up sunday and still having significant levels of alcohol in your body from shit-faced saturday

Hey man wanna go out for a late lunch?
Yea, you drive, I'm celebrating still-drunk sunday.

by tpro December 2, 2009

Zombie Drunk

To be intoxicated to the point of using no real words, but just grunts and pointing to tell somebody something. Also involves being intoxicated to the point of not having your eyes completely open.

Tendencies include walking up to a conversation not involved in, listening for a few minutes without input, then walking away.

Dude, Adam was totally zombie drunk last night.

No shit man. He walked up to me and Jason and stood there, listening for to our conversation for like five minutes with his eyes closed. Then he just walked away!

by awkward_646 May 11, 2010

Sun Drunk

When you feel giddy/light headed from spending all day in the sun, even though you are not dehydrated.

I'm not dehydrated, I'm sun drunk.

by LTrain May 31, 2018