Post Phairith Depression

The saddness that overcomes many people after ones Warrior has been ebayed.

"Man, I miss dat nigga Phairith." "Sounds like you are suffering from Post Phairith Depression main"

by Jimmy Joo May 19, 2007

Post acceptance depression

The depression high school students experience after being accepted to college. It comes with the realization that they have to wait 8 months or more until they are 'out of this shit town'.

Mom: why are you acting so "emo"
Kid: you're not cool and I'm suffering from post acceptance depression, Just leave me alone to stalk the college facebook group message boards and listen to asher Roth.

by Wirffkes January 15, 2010

Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.

1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."

by Captain Capable June 1, 2011

Depression

The state of being in absolute sadness. Usually occurring when constantly being friend-zoned, unable to be respected, or being left out. There are many cures for this, but sometimes if it is not treated, it could result in Chronic Depression, which could lead to worse effects, such as isolation, or suicide.

"My girlfriend broke up with me, now I am currently in depression"
"He's always getting bullied, i'm so concerned if he's depressed right now, maybe I should talk to him."
"My family is in deep depression because we have alot of problems occurring right now

by Dudeguy June 12, 2013

Depression

A very bad disease that is usually transmitted through bad school teachers and entitled, insane parents. In severe cases, this might lead to suicide.

Unfortunately your excessive amount of homework has resulted in you getting depression, good luck.

by Wolfofepic1 September 14, 2020

Album Depression

The act of becoming depressed after looking at someone's album online and realizing your weren't invited.

sally suffered severe album depression after she signed into facebook sunday morning and saw kelly's newest album, "Best saturday night everrr", and realized that she wasn't invited to kelly's party.

by websterspocketdic May 22, 2009

Freshmanic Depression

noun

The notable swing of moods during one's Freshman year of college, especially if you are living in a dorm or otherwise away from your parents. You can experience the highs of excessive partying, hooking up with hot strangers (or strangers you thought were hot at the time), and basking in the freedom of living somewhere other than home. However, within that same span of time, you'll live the lows characterized by endless vomiting/toilet-hugging, a pregnancy scare or six, and missing the home you were so keen on getting away from. Cured through learning to balance these highs and lows with actually doing homework and attending class (i.e. why you're there in the first place).

Annamaria: So I was reading Huffington Post last week, and it reported that Freshmanic Depression affects 71% of female teens and 45% of male teens every year. What do you think causes the disparity in those figures?

Hank: Just take your pants off already.

Annamaria: (taking jeans off) As long as you respect me in the morning.

Hank: SHUT UP!

by Avery Fredericks November 21, 2010