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Albert Docking 

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
Albert Docking by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009
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Tag dicking

The term used to when a person denies to part-take in a activity unless another person does the same activity aswell.
Person A: " Dude I'll go to the party tonight, but only if Person B goes!". Person C: "Dude stop tag dicking and just go."

Premeditated Dicking 

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.
When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.

elbow dicking 

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?
I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.

pretzel dicking 

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
pretzel dicking by majortator November 7, 2014

Air Dicking

vi. Doing tasks partially (lower part) or completely naked due to the high temperature.
- What are you doing sweety?
- Not much honey, just reading the stream while air dicking, is hot in here.
Air Dicking by Jaimism February 9, 2015

self dicking 

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.
I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.
self dicking by ManMan36 May 25, 2016