A short guy with lots of qualities, however, his shortness outweighs his qualities. A shy little guy who is always friend zoned.
Person 1: “Wow he’s totally a Dakota..”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
Person 2: “he’s.. super short, like.. more than us.”
Person 1: “If only he was 6’2.”
by MachineW0rks May 30, 2023
Get the Dakotamug. cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 12, 2018
Get the Dakota Kaisermug. A sexy dark haired male that has a big pee pee, enjoys peanut butter, is sarcastic as hell, and occasionally smokes weed.
by duck spazumz May 20, 2018
Get the Dakota Guntermug. 
A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025
Get the South Dakota Fire Drillmug. Dakota prisco is the most amazing beautiful woman you will ever meet!!!!! But she has her dark side and has done some very shitty things but knows how screwed up they were and they haunt her every single minute of every day she just wants to be numb from it!!!! She has a truely amazing man in her life but can’t see him as relationship material although she would love to just settle down with him she just can’t forgive herself for things in the past!!!!
That Dakota prisco if she could just take a minute to chill she would realize she’s loved and has a shot at happiness!!!!
by Jakeey jackass February 24, 2025
Get the Dakota priscomug. by Anonymous Koala Enthusiast March 9, 2023
Get the Dakotamug.