Dr. Cook

The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it.
Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!

Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now.

Guy 1: Well shit!
by Bromancuh52 December 29, 2011
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Dr. Mattias

The afro love doctor of divinity. His swag cannot be compared.
Dr. Mattias us the doctor of swag.
by Futile Nine March 11, 2015
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Dr. Flame

A Super Smash Bros. player who claims that Roy is a secret top tier.
Bart: Roy is actually top tier.
Jenna: Bart stop being a Dr. Flame!
by Anonymous_User_1K February 07, 2018
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dr. awesome

1) That once in a lifetime medical professional that understands without quality of life, quantity means nothing. 2) Dr. Awesome is willing to risk his professional career to care for his patients.

3) Dr. Awesome follows the Hippocratic Oath at all time and went into medicine because it is a calling - not a career.
4) Dr. Awesome is the top 0.5% Doctors, making him 1 out of 200, a proverbial unicorn in his field.

5) Dr. Awesome sacrifices his time and money to continue his education to improve the life of one patient.

6) Dr. Awesome puts people over profits.
My Hematologist is my Dr. Awesome! He used to get me special rooms in the hospital to make my stay easier and he'd even keep me company when I was alone.

Dr. Awesome stopped by to celebrate today because I'm in remission.

After Dr. Awesome missed (insert special occasion/holiday here) to treat me, he wrote off all my medical expenses so I don't have to worry about being sick. My only concern is getting well.
by SocialMediaPrincess March 22, 2020
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Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ
It wont go in...best call Dr Poon
by Dr Poon February 21, 2012
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Dr Duckling

A floating duck who floats in people's pools he turns into jake jr when you put a phillies cap on him. He protects the diving board.
by Shaq Diesel47 July 19, 2014
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Dr. Night

A hypothetical (as of 2010) M-version of a hypothetical (") BMW car (the 4-series). This vehicle would be the high-performance version of the 'baby 6' coupe. However, because the existence of coupe versions of the 3-series, it is highly unlikely that a 4-series--let alone an M-version within the 4-series range--will emerge in the near to medium-term.
Suzzy: That was a sweet BMW M4 I just saw passing by.
Dr. Night: Really Suzzy? That's amazing, considering such a car does not yet exist. You dumbfuck.
by Dr. Night Lives April 28, 2010
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