Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Mia DOng

我的媽呀！

Mia Dong 我的媽呀！

by 波羅 January 14, 2023

saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

pewshing-dong

Means 'your fat' or 'fat' in the language of Gianalexagail

Mary: He's SO pewshing-dong!
George: I know girl!

by NinjaCookiesx3 May 12, 2011

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 26, 2021

Vagina-dong

Pertaining to heterosexual intercourse; placing the vagina and penis in close proximity or conjoined genitalia

My fiancé said no Vagina-donging until next week

by Big Nasty April 23, 2016