Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.
by Redheadedstepchild12 February 12, 2022
by sex nelk July 31, 2024
A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.
by Budso scabin February 12, 2020
by Misty Partly Cloudy December 19, 2020
by 9x7T August 03, 2023
*rolls down window and sticks head out the door “You stupid dink fink! Can’t you park straight in a parking spot?”
by 6ian6efex February 01, 2023
when one is caught hanging out with a member of the opposite sex in which everyone knows the said one is interested when one is suppossed to or has actually said one is doing something else
by bbar June 02, 2006