Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

Dangerous Dave by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

danger loaf 

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)

Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it

danger loaf by Bummely bum September 1, 2020

Danger Word 

“Danger Word” -opposite of a safety word. To push further during intercourse.

You don’t have a danger word? Ya man, I say “teacup” and she knows to back off but if I say “please” that bitch knows to crank it up.

Danger Word by Staygoldburg June 11, 2021

danger levels 

When an entity counters a threat with an equal or stronger threat

Levy just used danger levels on that guy!

danger levels by Delovelytoucan December 15, 2021

danger noodle 

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

danger noodle by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022

danger spoon 

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

danger spoon by turbo1125 December 18, 2022

manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

manger danger by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014