You’re a girl, and you’re dating a boy. You cheat on him, you push him out of bed, you slap him in the face, etc. and in return, you notice he starts acting different that night. He pronounces his R’s like W’s, he colors on an app you’ve never seen him play, his voice is as high pitched as he can arrange it to be, and he uses quotes from his ex and his intended in-laws in conversation when it doesn’t even make sense. He copes, in absurdity and idiosyncratic amusement, by doing his best impression of his first girlfriend, the one he calls “The Sword”. You fall asleep thereafter.
Then, like a phantom, he escapes in the night, and listens to the old songs, and drives in the old way, down the kingsroad, and you never see him again. For only the one that came before you, all of you, offered him up the peace, and the comfort, and the love, to truly rest. You asked about her, once and never again, after noticing his enthusiasm and nostalgia, as if it were 50 years ago. And your decision to betray him brought upon your worst enemy. And this confusion you experienced and verbalized is what it means to have the curse of the blade.
Then, like a phantom, he escapes in the night, and listens to the old songs, and drives in the old way, down the kingsroad, and you never see him again. For only the one that came before you, all of you, offered him up the peace, and the comfort, and the love, to truly rest. You asked about her, once and never again, after noticing his enthusiasm and nostalgia, as if it were 50 years ago. And your decision to betray him brought upon your worst enemy. And this confusion you experienced and verbalized is what it means to have the curse of the blade.
Usurper: “Vance you are so fucking dumb it’s not even funny”
Sticky Vicky: “You’re not dumb, you’re perfect”
Usurper: “uhh I wasn’t talking about myself you fucking idiot.”
Sticky Vicky: “okay get into it I guess”
Usurper: “UHH YEAH WE WILL FUCKING GET INTO IT, YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
Sticky Vicky: “But I was just twying to hewlp…
Usurper: “Whatever…I’m going to bed” (CURSE OF THE BLADE).
*Sticky Vicky Von Vanimal leaves the usurper, and she is blocked, baleeted, and BTFO’d before his car even starts. And when he yearns for her, it is “Drugs” by lil Aaron, or Tate McRae, or cupcakke. And when he yearns for his younger self, it is Slayer, or Priest, or Pink Tape by lil uzi vert. And when it’s both, it is “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé, or “Baby I need Your Loving’” by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and several songs he has heard at his nursing home job for the last 5 years. Either way, it is on full volume. a concert, really, taking him home. And it is always, always, his favorite moment, in any of the relationships that have come after the one he calls “the sword.” Finally, the pretending is over with, and full attention and respect is paid to the way things once were, without turmoil, or guilt, or the dreading of a future with someone he doesn’t love.*
Sticky Vicky: “You’re not dumb, you’re perfect”
Usurper: “uhh I wasn’t talking about myself you fucking idiot.”
Sticky Vicky: “okay get into it I guess”
Usurper: “UHH YEAH WE WILL FUCKING GET INTO IT, YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
Sticky Vicky: “But I was just twying to hewlp…
Usurper: “Whatever…I’m going to bed” (CURSE OF THE BLADE).
*Sticky Vicky Von Vanimal leaves the usurper, and she is blocked, baleeted, and BTFO’d before his car even starts. And when he yearns for her, it is “Drugs” by lil Aaron, or Tate McRae, or cupcakke. And when he yearns for his younger self, it is Slayer, or Priest, or Pink Tape by lil uzi vert. And when it’s both, it is “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé, or “Baby I need Your Loving’” by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and several songs he has heard at his nursing home job for the last 5 years. Either way, it is on full volume. a concert, really, taking him home. And it is always, always, his favorite moment, in any of the relationships that have come after the one he calls “the sword.” Finally, the pretending is over with, and full attention and respect is paid to the way things once were, without turmoil, or guilt, or the dreading of a future with someone he doesn’t love.*
by Captain Cream Soda May 26, 2025
Get the Curse of the Blademug. A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.
by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024
Get the The “Blessed” Cursemug. The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.
Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.
by narleniun October 30, 2023
Get the The Curse of Narlmug. by snoxmy July 26, 2021
Get the The Harry Cursemug. by monkee3_ong July 3, 2024
Get the Curse you Baylemug. The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.
Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.
by ChameleonDragon February 6, 2018
Get the Last item cursemug. by Mikiischill December 10, 2018
Get the Alexa Cursemug.