Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

Covid-25

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covidearth

Covidearth /kəʊvidɜ θ/ means scarcity of food and medicine because of outbreaking of covid-19.

Due to covidearth, black market has become too hot for hoarders and opportunists.
Having contentment morale is our social responsibility in covidearth conditions.

by Moozhan pnv April 23, 2020

Covid Belly

Weight Gain incurred by being in Covid prison

The gym is closed and has given me a covid belly

by GFAR83 April 24, 2020

Covid Mosh

10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.

Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."

by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020

Covid-34

When you contract covid-19 and decide to spend time sick beating your meat.

Doc: Sir. You tested positive for Covid-19.
Guy: Well, time do practice Covid-34 *whips out his cock and bust a fat one*

by TurnipPop April 28, 2020

COVIDay

Like Groundhog Day but without lovable rodents or Bill Murray, COVIDay refers to the way every day under quarantine, stay-at-home, the new normal or whatever we call this feels indistinguishable from the last.

Her: Do you remember when we have that Zoom meeting scheduled?
Him: Today? Yesterday? Tomorrow? I don't know, they'er all COVIDay.

by ZBBMcFate April 29, 2020