Beach crotch

When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.

I need a shower before dinner because I definitely have beach crotch from this afternoon.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

crotch dough

The act of putting baby powder on your balls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck butter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. It's like baking bread in your pants.

"Dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough"

by SJGUY15 January 20, 2014

crotch biter

1) someone/something that bites crotch
2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole

"Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"

by DAWS-C December 17, 2007

Crotch Flower

Slang for a Vagina.

Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!

by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010

Corona Crotch

Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.

That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.

by Murmage April 7, 2020

Crotch Grinders

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

lava crotch

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.

At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.

by luanatic December 10, 2012