crowing of the cock

Getting an erection

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick

by cfm21 October 21, 2014

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

cookin in the face

Also can be shortened as "cookin." basically means you're high as fuck.

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "yo you good?"

Person 2- "I'm cookin in the face"

Person 1- "you must be high as shit"

Person 1- "you cookin?"
Person 2- "yeah I'm high as hell"

by Thedutchessofnewjersey December 26, 2015

Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016

cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

by TheDefineGuy November 30, 2016