Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.

Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.

by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011

Cookie Line

A line that is not worth waiting in.

Hey look at that place, it looks really popular based on the length of the line.
That's a cookie line, I went there yesterday and the food is overrated.

by Roaken February 18, 2011

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 4, 2012

cookie overdose

The act of consuming a large quantity of cookies, such as Oreos, in disregard to serving sizes. Usually results in stomach pain and extreme joy or happiness.

Jamie went to a party over the summer, and saw some rad cookies. The whole ride home, she regretted the cookie overdose.

by Mrug July 19, 2015

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

cookie shart

a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.

I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.

by raidernurse June 6, 2017