poopy bandit

One who poops in another person's bathroom and either clogs the toilet or stinks up the place and denies any and all accusations.

Mark: Who was the last person in the bathroom? It is very smelly.
Tom: I overheard Christina talking to Danielle about making a giant poop. She was definitely the last one in there.
Mark: Dammit. The poopy bandit strikes again.

by shibbytoast March 04, 2012

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.

Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.

by shibbytoast March 04, 2012