coffee mug

Similar to the Shocker, the Coffee Mug is when four fingers are inserted into a girl's asshole while the thumb is put in the vagina.

That bitch loves to be double penetrated so she asked for the coffee mug to loosen up before a fuck session.

Some people need coffee in the morning, but Sasha loves to get the coffee mug before she gets out of bed.

by Mr. Fahrts October 2, 2008

Sex Coffee

The act of pouring a cup of coffee onto a girl's vagina during intercourse.

Man: You ready for the sex coffee?

Woman: What? Aaaaahh! Aaaahhhh!!

by Trbo December 14, 2010

Coffeened

The act of getting fired or let go of from your job.

I heard that Goss just got Coffeened from his job.

by BretCJ7 January 7, 2009

Coffee Confident

Coffee Confident - when you are so confident of success you are will to buy a round of coffee for everyone around you if it fails. Also works for Beer Confident.

Deb: So Callum you believe it will work this time?
Callum: Yes! without a doubt!
Deb: Coffee Confident?
Callum: ummm yes okay then!

by gdr4571 December 11, 2009

Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.

Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?

by gngrtbag January 9, 2011

Coffee and Smokes

The most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.

“The only reason I went to the A.A meetings was for the free coffee and smokes."

by ajtothemax August 17, 2011

Coffee Cup

Or maybe something else at some point.

"What's that? It says coffee? Thats pretty presumptuous of that cup to think it's only ever gonna have coffee in there." -Tobuscus
"Pfft. Silly coffee cup." -Me

by Fambuscus October 18, 2011