Coltin

A amazing person who will care for his bestfriend. But he hides his feelings from people. he listens to music to relax

How are you doing coltin. I'm Fine

by XVll February 13, 2019

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

Coltan

Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!

That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.

by Mafrisch January 10, 2012

Coltyn

A form of the name "Colton" and "Colten" made to look more cute by unoriginal mothers. It also can be used to signify the Y chromosome, which makes the name extra manly, though it seems to look more feminine. It is likely that this person is going to go through life having their name misspelled and mispronounced until death. Retards will commonly pronounce this name as "Clayton" or "Caitlyn" upon reading it on paper.

This person will grow into a mass murderer and kill all those who spell their name and mispronounce their name the wrong way eventually. But chances are they will just go home and cry about it after school everyday.

"C-clayton is there a c-clayton or caitlyn in this room?" "Oh your name is Colton? I thought it was clayton" "COLTYN WOW THAT IS A COOL WAY TO SPELL THAT NAME" "bro why is there a y in your name?"

by Lynces September 7, 2016

Colone Pone

A ponytail that is braided and tied just like the ones of Colonial Times. It IS in good taste to immediately scream out such description to your friends and colleagues.

I was walking through the mall when I spotted a Colone Pone.

by BT 3PLO DEGREES BOIZ June 3, 2009

Trae Colon

Synonym for a half puerto rican, half black car mechanic. Altough associated with the African American and Mexican races, said mechanic ironically dresses in Polo Ralph Lauren. Altough this seems to be a condradiction due to his social status, a "Trae Colon" would live in a rich neighborhood(see Cville) where lacrosse, aka laxxx, is the preferred sport of choice. A "Trae Colon" also has the potential to randomly and spastically shout out "Shhaaaapppppp!", refering to his mechanic shop where he is employed. On a side note, Trae Colon is a pimp (See Andrew VS).

"Brah, should we chill in Jville or Cville tonight?"

"No dude, lets chillax with Trae motherfucking Colon."

by chillaxervs April 20, 2005