Chookianna

(N:) Warning do not be fooled by her looks as she can be very vicious at time, has been known to rate burps and other sounds exiting the body. She can adapt to many living conditions given her abnormal sized feet she has been seen walking over deep pallets of snow and even water. She is not a very good gambler and has been known to leave abruptly after loosing only a small amount of money and will blame it on others. Be very careful when approaching a Chookianna they may be easy on the eyes but is a force to be reckoned with.

"Oooo Chookianna that was a good one I'll Give you a 6"

"Dang Chookianna you only lost .50 cent were you goin?" "yall don't know how to play I'm leaving!!"

by illregular July 12, 2010

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Clockilepsy

To have regular emotional outbursts without cause or reason.

It's a regular as clockwork. She flies off the handle without any reason. I think she has Clockilepsy.

by Voltar April 21, 2015

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clook • clookie • Clookei • clooker • Clooky • clock • clockblock • clocked • chook • clock-blocked

clock-jobber

A person who fixes a clock

Call a Clock-Jobber to fix the clock

by MegaMas007 June 6, 2017

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clock and cock

Inspired by the show Big Little Lies, "Clock and Cock" is the act of punching a woman square in the jaw, inevitably turning her on then immediately following up with an aggressive pounding.

Example 1:

Friend: Damn, Kate was being a real bitch tonight, I can't believe you let her talk to you like that!
Me: Don't worry when we get home tonight she'll get a good old clock and cock

Friend: That sounds great! Wish my girl wanted the cock after the clock!

Example 2:
Janice forgot to put ice in my drink so she learned from a clock and cock, now my drinks are always refreshingly cold!

by Black Cocksmith June 16, 2017

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