A hot guy who is really funny, has a huge dick, makes you feel like you're the most special person in the world, and he has a secret.
by allwomanin15mileradius January 27, 2023
Get the Christopher Sewellmug. Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Colombusmug. by AngelAKattt April 16, 2022
Get the Christophermug. by ThAt 1 AnNoyIng FriEnd May 3, 2018
Get the christopher zackerymug. Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
Christopher Greaves was born on 12th of September in the year 2000. Christopher is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will, something you know very little about. Christopher is one of the most loyal men they have, Christopher is a one girl man he doesn’t have multiple girls at one time. Christopher is husband material.
by CG1A August 15, 2021
Get the Christopher Greavesmug. by Decolonized December 8, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbusedmug. Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.
by Alex rosan March 23, 2025
Get the Christophermug.