anal chicken

A game involving a naked girl and at least 3 guys.

The girl bends over and spreads her legs and the guys get themselves erect.
They then run at the girl in turn and attempt penetration.

The winner is the first guy to successfully achieve intercourse and he is allowed to 'finish off'.

Dude your sister played anal chicken with the football team last night!

by Edvardo August 29, 2006

chicken tenders

testicles

That baseball bounced up and nailed me in the chicken tenders

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Slippery Chicken

Occurs when having sex with a female and your penis "accidentally" slips out of her vagina and pokes her in the asshole, she then screams "BAAAAWK!!!" and proceeds to run around the room waving her arms while you chase her around like Rocky chased the chicken in the movie.

Last night I met this chick at the bar, I took her home and did the Slippery Chicken, boy could she run fast...

by Roccoman24 July 19, 2011

winner winner chicken dinner

Phrase used to convey a positive outcome.

Q: How was your meeting today?

A: Winner winner chicken dinner!

by kettle__ February 26, 2009

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

Chicken Louie

To do a task quickly before something catastrophic happends

Graham - "We need to clean this shit up chicken louie, cause the pigs aren't eating the bodies"

Steve - "Good idea"

by b33fsecrets August 16, 2008

Chicken Skin Dust Mask

The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.

Toby's girlfriend is into some kink yo! She loves getting a Chicken Skin Dust Mask now and then.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009