Cheese Cock

The act of pouring extremely hot nacho cheese all over you dick and taking part in gay intercourse.

person 1: So man what'd you do last night?
person 2: I hung out with my boyfriend and gave him that good old cheese cock.
person 1: What the fuck.

by ShloviMaster June 1, 2017

Crack Cheese

A stank ass booty hole.

I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

mouth cheese

White build up at the side of your mouth when talking for to long

"omg dude, chris has loads of bad mouth cheese hangin off his lips last night"

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

The cheese tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax

by Naher1 March 28, 2023

Can Cheese

Popular Canadian mid-winter dessert. Crusty cheese sitting on a meat platter left out from a party that ended hours earlier is melted over a tiny coke can using an electric space heater from Crappy tire , typically in a basement.

Brian : Hey man the Can Cheese is ready.

Jer: what the hell are you doing!

by Jerman900 March 2, 2017

Richard Cheese

Richard = Dick
Dick Cheese

Yo I think Steve's got Richard cheese

by Joyte March 7, 2019

Chucky cheese

A way to call a person really hot and attractive

To the point that you want to scream and faint

-Omg! Did you see what Chris Evans looked like in infinity war?
- I KNOW CHUCKY CHEESE AHHHH
* dies fan girling *

by Someone said March 25, 2022