a (usually fake) burberry wearing, shitty gold wearing, twat speaking, school dropout, who soop up really shitty cars like Novas or Astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there's an individual he look at you with a surly look.
You walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, fag in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts "wanker", you walk over and then they run like fuck
by Chavhunter January 5, 2005
Get the chav [twat]mug. A wooden burberry bat known as the "chav bat"
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.The batting away of these lads is known as "chav batting!"
used by the ladies to bat away the chavs as they come at you from behind during a night out in a club.The batting away of these lads is known as "chav batting!"
Out with the girlies dancing away to a bit of speed garage, shoulder bobbing and riding the pony. Then you feel something grap you from behind and its a some lad rubbing and pushing his groin into you. Nice!! lol You reach for your chav bat and bat him away shouting "erm thanks but no thanks!"
Ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!
Ladies there is now a foldable chav bat, that fits nicely into your handbag!!
by Charl May 25, 2005
Get the chav batmug. To fully understand chav watching you have to know what a chav is, when you do you may understand the facination many people have in these strange creatures.
To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.
Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).
A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.
To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.
Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).
A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.
Guy No.1: What you up to tonight?
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!
by monkey hangers mate March 11, 2009
Get the Chav Watchingmug. by Rach xxx May 4, 2006
Get the chav-tasticmug. by Martin February 9, 2005
Get the anti-chavmug. The usual work (shoplifting) attire of Chavs and Pikeys, of all the same brand of sports clothes (note: actually participating in sport other than bare knuckle fisticuffs is not the objective of the attire) and as a rule is never a mixture of brands or types of clothes.
also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit, Pikey Suit).
Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
also known as a shell suit (Chav Suit, Pikey Suit).
Usual suit types are Adidas, Reebok and Nike, looked down upon are the 4 stripe Adidas look alike ripoff suits, worn mostly by Northern Chavs and Pikeys.
by DJone July 27, 2011
Get the Chav Suitmug. A Generic Chav is basically your general chav. They have no personality whatsoever, they wear the usual chav apparel. Such as: Burberry cap, all black tracksuit, Black Nike Airmax’s. Usually the chav has only have 2 hairstyles to choose from. The limit in hairstyle choices comes from their low intelligence levels, they don’t have the cognitive capacity to think of other hair styles.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
The two hair styles available are. 1) complete skinhead 2) grade zero on back and sides and short hair on top (kinda like they asked for a skinhead, but walked out of the barbers halfway through) - this is where the name Generic Chav comes from, when there’s a group of them together with the same haircut, they all look the same.
Typical chav/Generic Chav habitats:
- Outside McDonald’s
- Outside most corner shops
- Random street corners at night when it’s raining and freezing cold.
- Most football matches.
They often have a super power that most men do not have. They have the ability to pull/attract some of the most attractive women. Some of the most attractive women in your town have boyfriends that are Generic Chavs.
The super power of the chav can overpower attributes that usually make men very unattractive. Such as:
-Being on the dole
- walking around with their hands down their trousers.
-Spending the little money they have on weed. —Phleming and spitting on the street every 30 seconds.
- Having little to no qualifications.
-“She’s pretty, easy to talk to, intelligent. I think I might ask her out”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
-“No point mate, she’s going out with a generic chav”
by Righty Tossbag November 11, 2022
Get the Generic Chavmug.