chav-elite 

Complete twat who leads around other chavs like a bunch of organized twats.Usually in a bright tracksuit with a baseball cap perched on his head at an angle.

"That chav-elite is such a twat,dave"

chav-elite by Lee112233 September 30, 2006

chav gang 

A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.

Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead

chav gang by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

chav truffle 

A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged

Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles

chav truffle by Rippey February 13, 2009

Chav Slag 

- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag

- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with

- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged

- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange

- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara

- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful

- Favourite shop is Primark.

Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.

Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!

Chav Slag by neurallll December 29, 2010

chav nav 

A chavs' electronic tag device on his/her ankle. AKA ASBO medal.AKA Chav parents babysitting dream.

We don`t need to worry about beyoncé running away,we can track her on Chav Nav.

chav nav by folky May 13, 2008

Chav Egg 

A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.

"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"

"Eat Salmonella Chav!"

"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"

Chav Egg by Hunsley January 3, 2008

Chav Speech 

Writing in 'Chav Speech' was actually invented for keyboards and typewriters as a means for taking quicker, easier and effective minutes in a meeting. - Original source: Mr J Swift.

Below is a perfect example of writing 'chav speech'.

if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.

Chav Speech by LearnSomethingNew March 29, 2009