Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Nissan Cedric

A fine automobile known to pull bitches and get chopped by everything. You don't need power when you look this good.

The Nissan Cedric did a hectic one wheel peel and all the school girls came running

by Leeeeeyyyrooooyyyyyjennnkiiins July 6, 2020

national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021

the._cedricdiggory

She is the most amazing person I have ever met. I love her so much you don’t understand-

Random person: hey look is that the._cedricdiggory?

Me: yea it is
Random person: YO the._cedricdiggory CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH PLEASE I LOVE YOU

by Marvelmcrfan June 5, 2021

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Dirty cedar

The type of girl to hit on every tinder guy, and send nudes well talking to someone else.

“Hey look At all the guys she talks to, she doing a dirty cedar”

by Channy January 23, 2022