cecilia

cecilia is that one girl in your class who will always say shes bored or hungry. shes usually tagging along with her friends and laughing so hard she starts crying. she will always say to live in the moment yet shes too scared to do it herself. shes absoutley in love with the 80's 90's and 00's. she detests that one actress in that one show. shes pretty smart with an okay face. she tries to be confident and always fails. she makes her biggest mistakes of telling boys she likes them and will also remind you of that one time she went in front of her whole school and pretend to be hagrid from harry potter.

shes really awkward and always says bro, broskidoodle and dude. She still uses words like radical and gnarly. she wears too many mom jeans and knows too much about the sims. She focuses more on conspiracy theories than home work and adores halloween.
xoxo cecilia

Cecilia is and awkward person right.
Cecilia is everyones friend

by duhhmb September 7, 2019

Cecilia

Cecilia is a crazy, outgoing and spontaneous girl that will play desperate boys. She's super rich and the money never seems to run out. She's a cat lady and probably will take one she found because it looks cute. She's a little psychotic but totally hot.

"Yo smash or pass Cecilia?"

"Smash for sure"

by b scia;nv'solvc March 11, 2020

Celiac's Disease

An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:

•whining,

•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,

•rash,

•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left

Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.

Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."

by yalpdrow December 19, 2017

Dirty Cecilia

The act of reviving a thumb in the butt then squeezing so hard you dislocate your partners thumb

The unicorn gave cookie a dirty Cecilia

by Littlebig jeff March 8, 2019

Cecelia

That girl at school that is a bitch and thinks she's the shit and good at math

Oh look here comes a cecelia

by Chickenbutt545 May 31, 2018

cecily

A small penis with only one testicle. Can be a way of describing someone with a cecily. Also can be another way of saying dyke.

I was in the locker room, and I saw this guy with a cecily.

by abcdefghijklm January 18, 2008

Celibate

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017