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californian english

A type of English, per say, southern California natives use consisting of the words "like", "totally", "so", "ya know", "freakin'", “um”, and "oh my gosh/god/goodness"; the sentences we speak are usually seemingly run-on and often extremely exaggerated for effect. These words are typically accompanied with a hair flip for girls. We pretty much live up to our stereotypes, but that’s okay because Californians are rad <3
girl 1: oh. my. god. did you see that girl with like her fake hair extensions?
girl 2: yeah, oh my gosh, it's soooooooooooo freakin' ugly, like ew, gross, who would ever do that?
girl 1: I know right?! Let’s just go I can’t like handle this anymore
girl 2: yeah, let’s
*simultaneous hair flip from both girls*
^and that, my dears, is californian english
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californian diet

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.
Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"
by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017
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Calibud

by CaLiBuDinFLA April 13, 2010
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Cali Brick

California's version of extremely cold tempertures, usually 39-50 degrees. It's so cold that flip flops are no longer an option, one must wear socks, uggs, and/or a heavy peacoat to survive.
Dude, it's like totally Cali brick outside, we might want to consider growing indoor pot for the next grow cycle.

I know its not 15 below, but it is Cali brick, I need to put on multiple layers of clothing, and this is totally "killing my vibe".
When it's Cali brick, does that mean I need to buy snow chains?
by LadyTecniq February 25, 2018
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Trooper/Cali

Cute, loves California, Sweet, Funny, Has Memory Loss, Awsome Style, Steals Words, Wants To Be A Warrior, Weak Sauce, Double Double, Loves Jersey Shore, Tik Tok, Likes Cheeta Print ..., Loves Suprises.
Trooper/Cali is Unrealll
by OC Cali Boy Surfer January 9, 2010
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Nor-Cali-wagger

A Sexual position created in Northern California. That consist of a man and a woman half scissoring. They lay perpendicular to each other, the man lays at a 3 oclock of the bed on his side and the woman laying on her back 12 oclock of the bed. Woman Spreads her legs as the man penetrates her. Womans right leg over mans right leg. Man's left over woman's right leg. Woman's left leg is being grabbed by man.
The Nor-Cali-wagger is a great way to go deep inside a woman
by Eddie Sexy June 8, 2010
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Californarcissism

1. inordinate fascination with oneself because one lives in the state of California (and a state of denial).

2. the mistaken belief that California is the center of the Universe, leading to an extremely cocky and obnoxious attitude toward people from everywhere else.
Dave, the porn movie producer, couldn't stop admiring his reflection in the review mirror while he was driving in his convertible. His Californarcissism was becoming dangerous, as he was constantly running people off the road.
by Fotofly December 2, 2010
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