caculus

Urban pronunciation of the word "Calculus."

Our new caculus texbooks is sicknin'.

by Eugene May 13, 2005

ass cactus

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

by Jay Young April 19, 2005

cactus

1. One of the largest campers in the history of the Steve Krulevitz Tennis Program.
2. One who enjoys car parts and bike parts a great deal.

Cactus, you are large.

by Kevin Mchale March 14, 2005

Toss the Cactus

idiom: a ritual carried out to inform a guest that his presence is no longer welcome. conducted in stealth, by taking a prized cactus of said guest and chucking it amongst last night's fish bones and vegetable clippings.

It is customary for dinner guests to each bring their own cactus to a party, and at an opportune moment the offending party's cactus will be pitched into the garbage. The fruit may be thrown away unharmed, or violated in any number of ways beforehand.

Also called: "Pitching the Cactus", "Chucking the Cactus", and "Wasting the Spiny Fruit".

If that knob keeps hanging all over my girlfriend I'm going to toss the cactus and send him crying into the street.

by dw33 April 8, 2007

cacksies

1. A plant named by William (bill) T. Shakespeare

2. A word meaning utter nonsense in the oakville frenchie language

1.Michael Wood " Shakespeare liked to give nick names to things around him, like these, these are cacksies."

2.Cacksies Facksies lemon snacksies

by Pwnster381 August 29, 2008

Catcus

A dyslexic cat who likes cous cous.

1: hello mr cat, would you like some cous cous?
2: yes, i like cus cus, because i am a catcus.

by niltiak95 February 5, 2012

cactus picker

White girl who likes mexican dick

white women are cactus picker who love mexican dick.

by deesnuts29 November 8, 2017