Meat Counter

When you lick a gooch and the testicles and penis rest on your forehead

She licked my gooch and i put my meat on the meat counter

by Man-duh-panduh February 20, 2019

over-the-counter chopper

1. An expensive custom motorcycle put together by a motorcycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual. 2. A custom motorcycle built with bolt-on parts right out of boxes, with no custom fabrication.

1. Greg didn't want to get his fingers dirty buildin' his own bike, so he bought an over-the-counter chopper. 2. Big Doug ordered all the parts he needed out of the catalog to put together his over-the-counter chopper.

by Vinny Trace May 12, 2008

bro behind the counter

Secretive way of hiding “fuckbudy” or “affair”

Behind the counter being the way to describe it

My girlfriend said she was gonna go hang with her “bro “(bro behind the counter)today

by Nuggggg June 24, 2019

Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.

Words can't express my hate of this game.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 19, 2005

counterintuitive

the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you

a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"

by wack guy February 3, 2012

Counter-Gotcha

A gotcha that's only applicable when the other person's attempt to surprise has failed.

Person 1: I took your phone man. Gotcha
Person 2: I already sold your, counter-gotcha.

by Gotcha November 25, 2004