flog your cod 

to masturbate, wank or in any other way play with either your own or someone elses penis.

'i am off to flog my cod'
'do you want to flog my cod?'
'i just gave my cod a right good flogging'
'my cod really needs to be flogged!'
'do you want me to flog your cod?'

flog your cod by joel g-o January 15, 2008

yo wanna play cod zombies? 

A phrase said when you really need a partner in cod zombies but it's been a decade since the game released.

"Yo wanna play cod zombies?"
"Cold war?"
"Nah world at war"
"Don't have it."
"Oh"

yo wanna play cod zombies? by E2Nova December 4, 2021

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t 

let me suck your dick while you play call of duty with the boys until you cum in my throat

*texting* hey babe, l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t
*replys* bet

l.m.s.y.d.w.y.p.cod.w.t.b.u.y.c.i.m.t by vanilla hoe January 25, 2020

Tactical COD Wank 

1) a quick wank over any call of duty game when you get an awesome kill or hear the interigation guy on the main menu of black ops

2) having a wank while on call of duty

(upon getting an accross the map tomahawk)
dave: brb guys

(returns tired)
dave: back
jack: did you have a tactical cod wank!?
dave: maybe

Tactical COD Wank by urbandictionary360 January 21, 2011

cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest

If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?

cape cod classic by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018

the golden cod 

an award given to the dentist who has achieved the highest number of billable codding in a calendar year.
the award ceremony is usually held at harry ramsdens fish emporium and nightclub

mark my words, that's one sick rich bastard, he one the golden cod 2 years in a row.
'no thanks, i'll be having chips this weekend at the golden cod award

the golden cod by pikey68 November 3, 2011

just the cod 

used to describe a situation that is stupid and/or boring (much like a cod).

Guy 1: 'Youtubes april fools this year was just the cod this year'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'You know...boring, stupid...'

Girl 1: 'She had told me her hair looked amazing...but when I saw it I thought it was just the cod'

just the cod by Parkourblog April 1, 2010