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anus cake 

slang for shit,turd,poop,crap.
I'll be right back i'm just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an anus cake.
anus cake by mark ronaldson February 27, 2008

Birthday Cake Bitch 

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.
When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH

Guff cake 

When a fart (guff) is caught in the hand and then released into somebody's mouth as a tasty treat.
Mum: "I wish I'd ordered some dessert at the restaurant, i'm still hungry!"
Son: "Don't worry Mum, you can eat this if you like..."
--- Son farts in hand and forces it into his mother's mouth---
Son: "Guff Cake!"
Mum: "Thank you son, I feel much better now"
Son: "That's ok Mum, anytime."
Guff cake by sumosucker September 3, 2013

icing the cake 

Loading fresh greens (unburnt marijuana) on top of a semi-burnt bowl of weed.
Stoner 1: "Oh yea! Theres a partially bowl in this pipe."

Stoner 2: "Here, throw this little bit of weed ontop".
Stoner 1: "I'm going to call this 'icing the cake' for now on." Stoner 2: "You should put that on urban dictionary!!"
icing the cake by skunkybud November 10, 2009

Mangia Cake 

Canadian term used by Italians for White People. All they eat or know how to make is Cake. In other words, people who are too preppy and have no flavour or style. Personalities are often bland. Often Skateboarders, Surfers, the French, and any other white person who is non-Italian. The Canadian counter-part to the American term "Merigan".
Bob is such a Mangia Cake.
Mangia Cake by fachunka September 10, 2006

bake a cake

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party
bake a cake by tomcon5 March 1, 2009