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Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.
Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.
by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013
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business tripping

Consuming both Cocaine and Magic Mushrooms at the same time.
I had a really productive day at the music festival, I was business tripping.
Cocaine mushrooms partyingdrugshallucinations
by fritz131 June 6, 2014
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Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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business cat

A mofo who acts like he knows everything about business
This mofo thinks he is a business cat
by BusinessCat July 10, 2016
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Bustin a date

To meet with a john for intercourse in exhchange for money
I can't trap right now I gotta be bustin a date real fast at the motel 6 at 6'..
by Mys Mystica May 29, 2017
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Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.
"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"
by noone-someguy August 3, 2017
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business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
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