mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster January 19, 2017

National stick your face in your girl's boobies day

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints

I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!

by johndeerdivadome March 16, 2024

boobie money

Money you receive after showing your boobies to someone also known as dirty money

Megan, I don't want to profit off of your boobie money.

by Tequilatitties September 23, 2017

December 28th National boobie pic day

Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 28th

Hey baby it's December 28th national boobie pic day

by Josh from school December 27, 2022

A Booby-Trap

When a woman's titty hardens milk in the nipple duct from not expressing them properly it creates a hard natural plug that becomes a strong pressure just waiting for the next creep that goes immediately on your nipple without any prior interaction or touching. The built up pressure shoots the plug right at the hangy-ball. (uvula)

Its the evolved female human bodies natural defense mechanism ...

A Booby-Trap.

That creepo I took home with me last night totally got a booby-trap last night!! Haha! He threw up all over his cock and went running out crying with his balls clacking between his legs lol wow such a virgin.

by Scotty2Hotty23 April 26, 2024

Boobies

Mans third best friend behind their dick and dogs

I love me some boobies

by Butlick April 6, 2019

surprise boobies

when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.

I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.

by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022