When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.
"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."
"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."
by Olga2018 June 15, 2018
Get the Lady BONERmug. Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.
by nullswitch March 6, 2011
Get the brain bonermug. The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.
by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010
Get the boner crushingmug. by Meaniepie May 21, 2009
Get the She-bonermug. The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.
by JUforJB July 30, 2009
Get the Nurse a bonermug. by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012
Get the food bonermug. A huge walking erect penis, who steals others penises so that it can get bigger and harder. Be careful though unprotected sex attracts the beast.
Dude last night i banged Sara. -man 1
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
by M Smiddy July 22, 2011
Get the Boner Monstermug.