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Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.
Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger
by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023
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I am a shlowdinger binger.
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A bigger girl

What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.

Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.
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A bigger girl

What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.

Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.
My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.
by anonymous February 22, 2024
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
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Silly Binger

When you masterbate in the shower to a shower curtain of yourself.
Billy just Silly Binger'd in the shared showers.
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