beasting

British military slang for rough treatment, often in the form of unofficial punishment or ritualistic bonding exercises for new recruits. May refer to hard training, beatings, sexual humiliation or any number of strange and unpleasant experiences.

'The new recruits were given a good beasting to lick them into shape.'

'The fat kid wasn't pulling his weight, so a bunch of us followed him into the bogs and gave him a quick beasting with a broom handle.'

by you evil twin October 15, 2006

m.bating

This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.

ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

by rando September 30, 2005

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans

Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?

by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021

bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.

Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.

by midget85742 October 18, 2008

beaming

The state of having erect nipples high beams

Did you see Jessica when she came out of the pool? She was beaming.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005