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biting

It's excellent. It's like kissing, only there's a winner.
Uncle:Just keep back from this one. She bites!
Idris: Do I? Excellent! Biting's excellent!
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btingz

damn, she is lookin btingz tonight!
by bekka xo May 5, 2007
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hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
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Wife Beating

An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.
Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
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Banana Boating

she banana boating(ed) him and his balls fell off
he banana boating(ed) her and her tits exploded
by NightHunter November 9, 2011
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bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!
by elcaci April 27, 2009
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Batting the Bishop.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009
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