barberton

the armpit of summit county.

Y'know anybody from barberton?

Barberton sucks.

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

bob barker

A penis that is long and skinny with a big knob head. Like the microphone on the Price is Right.

You'd really just have to see a bob barker to believe it.

by madyago June 30, 2008

Texas Barber's Pole

While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.

Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.

by Trevor Gould September 30, 2006

barferific

wonderfully grosse.
barf-grosse
rific-part of terrific which is great/wonderful/highly good.

meaning it is very far into the negitives, or very bad

my face is barferific

by banana ramma scrumptious doodle February 20, 2005

Barney's Beard

The Beard of a man named Barney. This beard is amazing to look at, to feel and to have.

I vote for Barney's Beard

by AmyMay January 7, 2008

Banner off

To go away. To be told to make yourself absent, or disappear from view.

"Daaaaaad, can I have 20p for the icecream maaaan?"
"No you can't, banner off, I'm watching Bullseye on the telly"

by MrG0d January 8, 2009

Barney Burn

A sunburn which is so severe that it takes on a purplish tint, reminding one of the TV character Barney.

A-Dude, my face hurts so bad!

B-Wow, you really sunburned it.

A-Yeah.

B-That's a serious barney burn goin' on right there.

by Word Woman June 20, 2009