Booty Bandito

1. used to describe a girl who lacks a sufficient booty

2. the imaginary man who "steals" the booty in the first place

Hey Jim, look at the flat ass on that one; looks like the Booty Bandito got her!

by DJ Carlos June 22, 2006

Smokey and the Bandit

Taking a hit off of a bong while simultaneously evacuating your bowels.

My morning routine consists of a Smokey and the Bandit, shower and a shave.

by Maynardspet April 9, 2015

ass bandit

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

by John Milanese June 11, 2006

grundle bandit

Someone whose sole purpose in life is to munch grundle.

That bitch is such a freak, she loves licking my gooch. She is known as the neighborhood grundle bandit.

by ReasyweezyE July 27, 2009

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005

baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.

We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Fuck Bandit

One who sails the seven virgin seas gittin' sloppy on a public vessel while stealing all ye' fucks.

"'Ey niggah, check out 'dat fuck bandit out dere slangin rock 'n' sippin' on fowties like it wuddin-nuttin."
-Benjamin Franklin
a.k.a Bo Vice

by NiggaVann April 18, 2009