Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Grant Baker

A blonde guy who really loves fortnite and loves it so much that he would marry it and have a child with it.

Wow, that guy really loves fortnite. He must be a Grant Baker.

by My names Nona buisness June 4, 2018

A Baker's Dozen

A state of having so many women interested in you that a dozen would be an understatement. Therefore, it is known that you have a "Baker's Dozen" women

"Look at David go! That guy's got A Baker's Dozen! Girls just can't get enough of him"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

abby baker

Absolute unit. Thick, baddie with a fatty. Junk in the trunk. The whole caboose. Don’t be fooled by the booty, she will take an ungodly amount of cash for her stash.

Paul Promise: “ yo what’s that rumbling and jumbling over there?”
Leviathan: “ That’s juicy asf Abby baker with all the water tag money”

by Jakzichdbe October 3, 2020

Ella Baker

Ella Baker Is the best girlfriend ever. Once you look at her you will never stop thinking about her. Ella Baker is the fucking best girlfriend you will ever meet.

Once you look at her you will never stop thinking about her. Ella Baker is the fucking best girlfriend you will ever meet.

by Poopeepooperson September 7, 2022

Baker

A dumbass who think’s they’re smarter than everyone but is in fact severely lacking in braincells.

That guy is such a baker!

by Stiggy4517 May 21, 2021

Ms Baker

The bitch that fucking tells everyone at transit middle school to get their Asian bombing lookin asses off of the grass and to stay three feet away from the edge of the sidewalk because the bus drivers are slightly retarded.

Look at that fat bitch, goddamn Ms Baker lookin ass

by BigJuicyAssLicker December 4, 2019