butt whiff

The foul -- yet sometimes pleasant -- odor that emits from the behind of a person who, usually, is unaware of the problem. Take note, though, that this is not akin to a fart, but rather the result of untamed butt-cheeks that contain the remnants of doody, old hairs, weasels and other objects that gain smelly-momemtum with age.

During intercourse: "Cindy, I'm sorry, but doing you from behind is simply unbearable due to your butt whiff"

During observational conversation: "Jim, did you just catch Mary's butt whiff as she walked by? Disgusting!"

by Hamilton P May 27, 2007

butt beat box

When you have bad gas and keep farting, sounds like 3 dudes beat boxxing.

Man I hope no one comes into my office...I've been doing the butt beat box since my Thai lunch today.

by They call me Dookey July 1, 2008

Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

butt flow

Much like the term "flow" which is popular in the lacrosse culture, butt flow is when a person has extremely long and ungroomed butt hair, or butt flow.

When Brad drunkenly got naked the whole party saw his butt flow.
At the soup kitchen the ugly woman bet over exposing her butt flow confirming our suspicions that she was a dude.

by pootermanbuffalo June 21, 2010

Butt o'clock

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.

"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"

by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Butt Chuck It

Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.

by tdef December 27, 2016

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017