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emo boys kissing 

Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they're the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can't get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption "romanceXcore<333".

Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying "aww cute lol xXx <3". This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.

Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
I think we've all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.
emo boys kissing by Thelfo January 13, 2007
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Down Boys 

A social group that is superior in every way. This group can have no more than three members. This group must be dominant in drinking, sports, and every social function. There presence is known in every place they walk into. No Down Boy can be at social event without at least one other Down Boy there.
Look how much fun they are having over there. I wanna be down with the Down Boys.
Down Boys by Matty Faz April 25, 2008

the boys 

The police. Frequently two male police officers patrol together.
B: "Is that the boys?"
D: "I'll put out the blunt"
B: "False Alarm"
the boys by freekyzeek December 11, 2008

Sixxer Boys 

A group of riders, usually squids, on two or more yamaha r6 streetbikes. They are known for revving up the engines when completely unnecessary, popping small squid-like wheelies, and attempting to stoppie. These riders are always looking up to their big brothers on the R1's..
Look at all those sixxer boys sitting at taco bell, damn squids.
Sixxer Boys by GarrettNgsxr June 21, 2010

The Boys Are Getting Big 

Your friends dad finds pictures of you and your brother and he says "The Boys Are Getting Big" and then touches himself
My god, the boys are getting big! (groan)

Senior Boys 

Guys that will break your heart and pretend like you never happened.
Senior Boys by heartbrokenbaby5 November 13, 2019

Call the boys 

A term used when in need or in trouble
FUK CUZZ CALL THE BOYS QUICK AT BANKSTOWN STATION AT THE ROUNDABOUT WALLAH BRO THIS GUY WANTS TO JUMP ME.
Call the boys by moey habib January 2, 2016