Beef Blanket

When a girl has been sexually overused vaginally and/or when the labia minora, the "beef" or "lips" of the female genitals, is completely external to the point where one could wrap objects or herself in.

guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl in math class? guy 2: You mean the blond with the short skirt? oh, dude! I totally hit that!!
guy 1: I'm sure you did! The girls a total slut. Every time she takes a step, her beef blanket claps harder than a def audience.

by 1om3n8 February 2, 2012

Beef Bag

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.

Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

beef curtains

derogatory term used to describe the female genitalia.

"Tell your sister to open up the beef curtains, I'm coming over!"

by hulahoopz May 13, 2006

Beef stew dick

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.

Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!

by Dregmaster August 22, 2006

beef feet

Feet with the odor of beef

Stay away from him, he has beef feet.

by acanz August 18, 2006

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006

beef hammer

basically another synonym for a penis.

Yeah then I just smacked her in the face with my beef hammer!

by Pundle December 7, 2006