You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

happy fun ball

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

-Itching
-Vertigo
-Dizziness
-Tingling in extremities
-Loss of balance or coordination
-Slurred speech
-Temporary blindness
-Profuse sweating
-Heart palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

"Accept no substitutes!!"

by devilzukin December 3, 2003

heart balm

Any common remedy for those trying to get over heartbreak.

You have been so depressed ever since you and your girlfriend broke up. You need a heart balm, like a dog to keep you company or maybe you should join some clubs.

by Nique January 4, 2005

bald eagle jones

When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.

My wife is bald eagle jones.

phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.

by Steven Thornton April 25, 2008

ballern

Verb (Word originally german). Ballern can describe any activity which is undertaken with very high engagement, usually

1. work or

2. play

3. intoxication
The meaning of the word is derived from the context

1. Damn, i didn't study at all for my exam tomorrow, I will have to baller the whole content of the course tonight!
2. It's saturday night, lets go ballern!
3. Damn, I had to much Vodka, I am totally verballert!

by osmdian June 10, 2009

Fake Baller

One who lives beyond their means, a fraud who rolls with expensive clothes to try and look like a baller when in fact they work part time in the Apple Store and don't even have enough money to buy lunch.

One who also thinks they are a big shot when they clearly are not, trying to freeload on nights out off of other people.

"Arrrrrgh maaaate i'm broke as a joke!" (but still wearing All Saints trousers) - That is a fake baller!

by Puppa_Cunt_PC_argh_maate April 12, 2011

all balls

NASA term for "no error" and still in use today. Originally from Apollo CM navigation alignment

Houston, we have all balls.

by hdgehog6 May 14, 2015