awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

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awkward

A completely embarassing situation

When Joey began talking to Bob about his new girlfriend Rihanna, the situation quickly became awkward after he realized Rihanna was Bob's Ex!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 3, 2016

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Awkward af

When you know they can be a couple but they are being awkward

It’s awkward af when Leah and Sheen are fucking in the wall.

by Therod6969 February 11, 2018

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Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

by Steelheader December 18, 2008

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When you are playing X-box Live on Halo 3 team slayer, and you beat the other team by twenty or more points. This was created when Luke (a creater of Halo 3) and his team of four said he could beat ANY team by 20 or more points, and if he lost he would have to give the other team a stake dinner. He won. You can check how many you have by going to www.bungie.net and typing your name in.

Halo 3 steaktacular award...I got one yesterday :)

by dummb n00b February 26, 2009

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