Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Australian kiss

Like a French kiss but down under and outback

Have you ever had a Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024

Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022

Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.

"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger

by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025

Australian Kiss

A kiss down under 😏

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."

by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024