august 28

When the girls can grab your dick anytime

Man: hey

Girl: hey (grabs dick)
Man: why did you do that

Girl: because it’s August 28
Man: ohhhhh

by Twannyboy August 28, 2019

August 3rd

The day the most amazing, kind, beautiful, incredible, perfect, sensitive, caring, loving, precious, etc. Was born! All the girls born that day are simple perfect and beautiful inside and out!

When’s your birthday?
August 3rd
Ohhhh that’s the reason you are so perfect in every way.

by stefff.06 January 15, 2021

August 9

August nine is national Girlfriends day. A day where you have to buy her presents. Go shopping with her or even just watch a movie with her.

August 9 is a day where you should love your girlfriend and buy her gifts.

by Moo mooie August 7, 2021

augustophobia

The condition of being afraid of the month August.

Jenny is always a nutcase in August. I believe she has a case of augustophobia.

by Walter Staten August 3, 2009

August

The name of a big guy with enormous balls. Also a definisjon for a greek god. In 1647 he killed a whole army of germans with just his bear hands.

Selena Gomez: "August is so f*cking digg"

by Clitt oris November 14, 2019

August 24th

International Kobe day honoring Kobe Bryant (Kobe day/Mamba day)

“What day is it?”
“August 24th Kobe day we honor him all day”

by digbickdee January 27, 2020

Augustina

augu is a beautiful girl, very intelligent and super nice. she always knows how to give great advice and help her friends when they need it. she is a fantastic friend. sometimes she breaks my balls a bit, but we love her for that too. we also add that she is always full of cock and never leaves it to anyone :(

omg watch, is augustina with another boy!

by honestlyspeaking November 17, 2020