arse feet

feet that smell really shitty, usually comes from wearing tennis shoes with sweaty feet and without socks

damn...nigga got arse feet

by Vince July 20, 2004

Ring Arse

The red toilet seat shaped mark around the arse that appears after extensive shitting. Usually appears after 10 minutes of toilet time.

"that was such a long shit, I have really bad ring arse!"

by 9ringways9 January 10, 2010

arse opener

An exceptionally large penis capable of splitting an asshole wide open.

Check out Tommy's dick. It's a real arse opener.

by Bobo Shantoya June 7, 2010

Bad Arse

The pungent result of a night in the pub. Bad Arse is generally characterised by weird and wonderful turds (see Shitterish Allsorts) and flatulence which is almost visible.

'Man, I've got some seriously bad arse going on after that session in The Crown last night'

by Heretik69 December 9, 2008

smart-arse

the hyphen is important

Run! is a smart-arse

by Anonymous April 20, 2005

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003