Missle anus

Explosive, fire diarrhea

I had a missle anus last night bro.

by BillyBob Jim Thorton Caruthers May 6, 2018

Hangnail Anus

A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.

"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"

"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."

by Zeekology May 24, 2012

The Looog Anus

While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.

While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.

by Crazycatbitch11 January 17, 2019

Prolapsed Anus

On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.

Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-

Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN

Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-

Person B - IT IS

by Izucktoes4l!!fe August 7, 2022

Anus grating

The act of having rough anal sex while wearing a sand paper condom

Jill, why are you walking funny?

Last night my boyfriend got experimental and went anus grating.

by Ditty2u February 23, 2021

Skittle Anus

When you shove a skittle up your anus until you fart it out and you get a severe infection.

*fart* Oh no, I got a severe infection from shoving a skittle up my ass and farting it out! Ive got the Skittle Anus now

by peepeefart137293829 June 14, 2021

anus slug

a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear

o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt

by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008