Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

You hiring any bosses?

The best way to get any job you want. just walk in and say: HEY ARE YALL HIRING ANY BOSSES?

New ex boss: Hi, how may i help you today sir/mamm(?)
BOSS: YOU HIRING ANY BOSSES?

by Falcoriano_Reeves January 25, 2024

Could you be any louder?!

Shut up before I sucker punch you

Could you be any louder?!
That means shut up DARREN!

by LearnyourABC'S November 5, 2023

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time.

Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!

by He-ro December 28, 2022

any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time. Often used while offering some sort of challenge to friends or anyone nearby.

Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!

by He-ro December 28, 2022

Any word

Something you can add to UrbanDictionary at any time.

Hey, you can add any word to Urban Dictionary at any time!

by Definitely-not-Bubba January 7, 2023